Happy Birthday?

Happy Birthday?

Birthdays Are Satanists’ Highest Of All Holidays

In 1969 Anton LaVey wrote The Satanic Bible. And this is what he had to say in his bible about the celebration of birthdays:

THE highest of all holidays in the Satanic religion is the date of one’s own birth. This is in direct contradiction to the holy of holy days of other religions, which deify a particular god who has been created in an anthropomorphic form of their own image, thereby showing that the ego is not really buried.

The Satanist feels: “Why not really be honest and if you are going to create a god in your image, why not create that god as yourself.” Every man is a god if he chooses to recognize himself as one. So, the Satanist celebrates his own birthday as the most important holiday of the year. After all, aren’t you happier about the fact that you were born than you are about the birth of someone you have never even met? Or for that matter, aside from religious holidays, why pay higher tribute to the birthday of a president or to a date in history than we do to the day we were brought into this greatest of all worlds?

Despite the fact that some of us may not have been wanted, or at least were not particularly planned, we’re glad, even if no one else is, that we’re here! You should give yourself a pat on the back, buy yourself whatever you want, treat yourself like the king (or god) that you are, and generally celebrate your birthday with as much pomp and ceremony as possible.

After one’s own birthday, the two major Satanic holidays are Walpurgisnacht and Halloween (or All Hallows’ Eve).

Without a doubt, the yearly celebration of one’s birthday is encouraged in The Satanic Bible. However, God’s Word – The Holy Bible – only mentions birthday celebrations three (3) times… with each one of them ending in one or more horrible deaths:

Genesis 40:20-22 – Job 1:18-19 – Matthew 14:6-8

Satanists celebrate their birthdays, but followers of Jesus celebrate their spiritual death in Christ:

“If ye then be risen with Christ, seek those things which are above, where Christ sitteth on the right hand of God. Set your affection on things above, not on things on the earth. For ye are dead, and your life is hid with Christ in God.” (Colossians 3:1-3 KJV)